Friday, November 7, 2008

Two-fer

Alright, that's it. We need to stand up and let our voices be heard. The time has come. I want an outright BAN ON BUTTCRACK.

Dude, there is this person in one of my classes... she sits right in front of me... she's plump and yet squeezes herself into clothes that are 5 sizes too small, especially her beloved low-rise pants. And every time she stands up or sits down I'm treated to a great view of the continental divide.

That is IT. NO MORE! Abolish Asscrack Abundance.

When Obama takes office I want these low-rise pants to vanish like a fart in a tornado.

3 comments:

Queen-Size funny bone said...

I worked with a guy that I constantly told him out loud and in front of others that we did not want to see his ass or his fly open. He always thought it was funny. Even on skinny girls I get sick of seeing the whale tale.

Shannon River said...

Oh definitely. I am sick of seeing low rise pants on everybody.

And just FYI I wasn't meaning to pick on the girl because she was a little overweight, just that I cannot believe the clothes she wears. I do NOT know how she can breathe!!

SERIOUSLY, I WANT LOW RISE PANTS TO GO AWAY FOREVER!!!! :-D

Shannon River said...

And whale tail. I'm so sick of seeing that too! Oh and muffin tops!!