Shape Shifters

I need to morph into a 6 foot 8 inch, 275 pound (all muscle) guy on Wednesdays.

It bites to be a college woman. I have to get across campus late on Wednesday night, my class gets out at 8:30 pm, to catch the shuttle to my car. It's a pain to have to call campus security and wait for them to show up and then walk you across campus.

It's also a pain to have to maybe try and catch the campus van, but then miss the shuttle bus and therefore not get home until, like, midnight. Not really, but I wouldn't get home until 9:30 pm at the earliest, when my class lets out at 8:30 pm, and once again, my house is only a 20 minute drive.

But there is the weather issue too, I suppose when the weather's bad I'll just have to suck it up and do all this waiting for the campus van, even if it means missing the shuttle and having to wait another 20 minutes for it to come back. Who wants to walk across campus, uphill, when it's raining or snowing? Soooooo. I'll have to make the most of all my wait times, try to make them bearable.

Fun times.